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New teacher joined in the school 😊


Teacher :- students tell your names nd hobbies ....1st boy :- My name is arun . My hobby is watching moon .2nd boy :- My name is arjun . And my hobby is watching moon .3rd boy :- My name is vikas & hobby is watching moon .Teacher :- wow good good 👏 Everyones hobbies are same ... Ok ....Now girls turn .......1st girl :- Hello mam my name is moon ...... 😜😝Teacher shocked ...... ★☆★★ Boys rocked ......😂😂😂






In a Nursery School Canteen...


There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it :-)


"Do not take more than one, God is watching"


On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,A small child went & wrote on it."Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples"...


NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's Generation..!.! 😜😜














KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad...?


DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…


KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…


Moral :- Don’t be over smart...😪😪














Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?


Mummy : Because he speak only truth...


Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair...


Ultimate 😜😜😜






Teacher: How old is your father?Kid: He is 6 years.Teacher: What? How is this possible?Kid: He became father only when I was born.Logic!!👌😳


Don't laugh alone, share with others 😂...

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